Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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