What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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