O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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