Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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