at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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