they need to just BURY HIM!
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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