i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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