bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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