yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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