Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
