to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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