Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm bleeding and have questions
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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