Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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