I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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