doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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