saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
So squirting runs in the family.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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