Christians are straight up FREAKS
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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