we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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