I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I think I sprained my soul last night
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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