today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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