Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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