Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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