We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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