I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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