I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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