i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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