if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
Randomize
