I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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