No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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