He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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