But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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