It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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