OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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