i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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