Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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