There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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