For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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