I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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