We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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