Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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