he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
