im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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