who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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