We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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