Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
it's great music for shaving your balls
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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