He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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