it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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