? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
it's like iHOP with fire
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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