At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I have feelings that need drinking.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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