what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
