White coat. Heels.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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