is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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