New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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