dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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