Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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