I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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