she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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